THE WONKY WARRIORS: Our Imperfectly Perfect Training Bars
Regular price £3.50 Sale price £2.00THE WONKY WARRIORS: Our Imperfectly Perfect Training Bars
Who said performance had to look perfect? Meet our Wonky Warriors - the same powerful training bars you know and love, just with a little extra character in their appearance!
💪 SAME POWERFUL PERFORMANCE, QUIRKY APPEARANCE
Each 40g Wonky bar contains our signature 80% heat-resistant dark chocolate base (still won't melt in 30°C Portuguese heat!) and all the premium ingredients you expect. They might look a little different, but they pack the same performance punch.
🌱 WHY WONKY?
At 80Noir, we believe in sustainable practices and zero waste. Sometimes our bars come out looking less than Instagram-perfect, but their performance benefits remain unchanged. Rather than waste these perfectly good bars, we're offering them at a reduced price. Because real performance isn't about looks - it's about what's inside.
Choose from our three Wonky Warriors:
1️⃣ THE WONKY STARTER - Apple Pie
All the pre-workout power of our original Starter bar:
- Dried apples for instant energy
- Pecans and hazelnuts for protein and magnesium
- Cinnamon, star anise, and ginger for digestion and circulation
Just with a unique appearance that makes it one of a kind!
2️⃣ THE WONKY SUSTAINER - Endurance
The same endurance-boosting ingredients:
- Premium dark chocolate base
- Smoked sea salt for electrolytes
- Dried blue cornflower
In a shape that's as unique as your training journey!
3️⃣ THE WONKY REBUILDER - Recovery
All the recovery-boosting ingredients you love:
- Dried banana for potassium
- Flax seeds for omega-3s
- Hazelnuts and brazil nuts for vitamins and minerals
Just with a little extra character!
✨ STILL FEATURING:
- Gluten Friendly
- Vegan Friendly
- Dairy Free
- Keto Friendly
- Palm Oil Free
- Sustainably sourced cocoa
- Recyclable packaging
- Heat resistant up to 30°C
- 40g of pure performance fuel
🌍 SUSTAINABILITY MEETS SAVINGS
By choosing our Wonky Warriors, you're:
- Supporting our zero-waste initiative
- Getting premium performance nutrition at a reduced price
- Making a sustainable choice
- Proving that beauty is more than skin deep
Remember: They might look different, but they train just as hard! Perfect for the athlete who knows that true performance comes from within.
Get your Wonky Warriors today and join our mission for sustainable performance nutrition.
Delivery Timings
UK Deliveries:
- Estimated arrival within 3-7 working days.
- For packages weighing under 1.5kg, we dispatch via Royal Mail 2nd class, with signature confirmation upon delivery.
- For packages exceeding 1.5kg, we utilize APC for overnight delivery.
International Deliveries:
- Within the EU, shipments are sent using DHL Road, with specific timings varying by destination country.
- For other international destinations, distributors are requested to complete the provided form for tailored shipping arrangements.
- Unless required, all shipments to USA may take up to 6 weeks to arrive.
Dispatch Details:
- Orders are processed and dispatched the next working day following order placement, except for orders received over the weekend, which are dispatched on Monday.
- Tracking information (where applicable) will be sent via email after dispatch.
Please Note:
During peak times such as Christmas, Easter, and other holidays, dispatch may be delayed by an additional 5-10 days. Customers will be notified via email if there are any changes to the expected timeline.
Customs and Taxes:
- For international shipping, please note that customs taxes are not included and are the responsibility of the buyer.
- Your package may be subject to customs duties and taxes upon arrival in the destination country, and these additional charges must be borne by you.
- We are committed to ensuring that your order arrives in a timely manner and appreciate your understanding of these conditions.
HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR ORDER OR MAKING A RETURN?
Please send email to us at info@80noirultra.com and let us know how we can help. We are open Monday – Friday 9am to 5pm.
If you would like to return your products, we can only accept unopened goods (with their seal intact) within 2 weeks of their order date.
Shipping is at your own expense.
Once an item has been used, it can no longer be accepted for return.
If an item is broken, you must take photos as proof and send them over to info@80noirultra.com before a replacement will be issued.
If a refund is given, it will be for the cost of the product ordered. Shipping is not included in the refund.
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