Training Bars

🏃‍♂️ TRAINING BARS & WONKY WARRIORS: PERFORMANCE CHOCOLATE REIMAGINED

Ever wondered what would happen if an Olympic athlete and a chocolate maker had a baby? Well, wonder no more - meet our training bars!

THE PERFECT TRILOGY 🏆
Each 40g bar features our signature 80.3% dark chocolate base - and yes, we tested it in 30°C Portuguese heat just to make sure it wouldn't melt in your back pocket! Because nobody needs a melted chocolate situation during their marathon.

1️⃣ PRE EXERCISE - APPLE PIE
Your pre-workout bestie. Like a motivational speaker, but tastier.

  • Dried apples (for that instant energy kick)
  • Pecans & hazelnuts (protein party!)
  • Cinnamon, star anise & ginger (goodbye, butterfly stomach)
    Best enjoyed: 30 minutes before you crush your workout

 

2️⃣ BOOSTER BAR - ENDURANCE
The marathon runner of chocolate bars. Keeps going when others give up.

  • Premium dark chocolate (steady energy, no crash)
  • Smoked sea salt (because sweat happens)
  • Dried blue cornflower (nature's anti-inflammatory ninja)
    Best enjoyed: During long sessions or when afternoon meetings feel like ultramarathons

 

3️⃣ RECOVERY BAR
Your post-workout recovery hero. Like a spa day for your muscles.

  • Dried banana (potassium power)
  • Flax seeds (omega-3 goodness)
  • Hazelnuts & brazil nuts (vitamin squad)
    Best enjoyed: After pushing your limits

 

🌈 MEET THE WONKY WARRIORS
Same incredible bars, just with a dash of personality in their appearance! Think of them as the rebels of the chocolate world - they march to their own beat but pack the same powerful punch.

Why Wonky?

  • Same premium ingredients
  • Identical performance benefits
  • Perfect taste
  • Unique looks
  • Lower price
  • Zero waste
    Because who said performance had to look perfect?

✨ ALL BARS FEATURE

  • Heat resistant up to 30°C (tested in Portugal, approved by athletes)
  • Gluten Friendly (because stomach issues aren't part of training)
  • Vegan Friendly (plant power!)
  • Dairy Free (no milk, no problem)
  • Keto Friendly (keeping it low-carb)
  • Palm Oil Free (saving orangutans while we save your workout)
  • Sustainably sourced (because we love our planet)
  • Recyclable packaging (reducing our footprint while you work on yours)

🏃‍♀️ WHO ARE THESE FOR?

  • The marathon runner who's tired of sticky gels
  • The gym enthusiast seeking pre-workout motivation
  • The cyclist needing sustainable energy
  • The yoga lover wanting mindful nutrition
  • The busy professional requiring an afternoon boost
  • Anyone who believes chocolate can be both delicious AND functional

💡 PRO TIP
Mix and match! Use all three bars in sequence for the ultimate training experience. Think of it as a chocolate-powered triathlon for your taste buds.

🌟 THE CHOICE IS YOURS
Go perfectly shaped with our classic Training Bars, or embrace imperfection with our Wonky Warriors. Either way, you're getting premium performance fuel that works as hard as you do.

Ready to revolutionize your training fuel? Choose your warrior below!

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P.S. Did we mention they don't melt in your pocket? Just checking - we're pretty proud of that! 🎉